Everything Has A Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

1. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2. Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.  It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9. A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000years, but it's handy to have around.

10. A Remote Control is Female.  Ha!  You thought it'd be male, didn't you?  But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus